Happy Adult Affiliate Memories

I have been an Adult Affiliate for many years now. I can not seem to kick that habit. Starting as an Adult Affiliate was rough, horribly rough. I came through that to be able to make quite a nice amount of money. There were many times I counted my inability to sell massive amounts of sex toys as a personal issue. Lying awake at night thinking... why oh why won't this dildo sell?

Jumping from program to program with the hopes of seeing more money. The only result I was getting from jumping ship was headaches. Missed checks, inaccurate earnings and affiliate managers that were terrible. Putting work in effort into a fly by night is worthless. Remember you are a sales person and the basis of any sale is trust. If the company sucks it does not matter if they offer you 5-10% more per sale. The company will be done before you can blink an eye.

I had offers and calls from companies that offered the moon and sky over the past few years. ONLY ONE survives today.. (Hi Doug! after 7 years there is your plug!)... he's smart he wanted me to work exclusively with him. I can't do that. I honestly do not have the Attn: span.

Before I forget:

TRUST = sales. Try to only use adult affiliates with companies you trust.

Customer Service = Make sure you know their customer service policy so you are not sending orders to some guy who lives in his Mom's basement selling sex toys. (Hey Doug plug #2)

Knowledge = Talk about the product from your own experience. Do not re -write the description that is on the sales pitch page. Seriously. Hint: Talk about the way it smells.

I mostly use Adam&Eve, Amazon, Ebay and Adult Friend Finder . I love the concept of Ebay and Amazon...Power to the people!

Adam&Eve was one of the first stores I ever ordered from and I have great memories of myself and the Queen reading their catalogue ( For the benefit of those 19 - 20 year olds-- Cat a log Paper produced with images that was sent in the mail so people could shop for sex toys.)

There is something lost when everything goes digital. I loved when there was a circled item in the pages... or a folded page.... Great memories.
Adam&Eve's prices are not always the lowest, but NOBODY beats their customer service at their size.

Adult Friend Finder is another one that I have used personally. I know, I know this month something is better and next month something else will be the best. I have used Adult Friend Finder it's a program I have used and liked.

If you are an Adult Affiliate and want some help, conversation, or that motivation everyone needs shout out to me @kingofvagina on twitter. If you sign up for the Adam&Eve I will have a vested interest in you. F*&KING VESTED. You really can't get better than VESTED. I will get some 1" buttons made up that say F*&KING VESTED.

If you sign up for the Adam&EVE affiliate program here and let me know on Twitter I will send you a 1" button that say F*&KING VESTED.

It's FREE to Sign up and we will take over the small part of the world!!!

Yours in Porn,

KingOfVagina