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been a long while

Labor Day weekend yet here I am....

I seriously tried to relax and get Bullshit off my mind, but here we go. Craigslist.org has been censored for the Adult Gigs page. AG's offices all over the country petitioned Craigslist to shut down their "adult catagory" pages due to prostitution. As a worker in the adult industry I feel slighted, but it won't be the last time.

I'm sure that shutting down adult activity on Craigslist seems to be a victory over "prostitution" in some eyes. I know it's just some simple grand standing. Something else will come in effect. It's a shame that craigslist was being so irresponsible as to show law enforcement exactly what they were looking for. Soliciting sex is illegal. There was a open forum of people soliciting sex. Sounds like an easy job for law enforcement to crack down on that.

I mean I have respect for law enforcement, but doesn't having a service like craigslist save time effort and money to our officers?

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003432936_craigslist16m.html --- 104 arrests cops using Craigslist as a sting

http://www.thegrio.com/news/craigslist-prostitution-bust-caught-on-tape.php --- 32 people busted in Florida

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/05/nyregion/05craigslist.html?pagewanted=2 --- NY times article about how many arrests have been made from craigslist. Even citing an Idaho case... the first one since World War II !

I know that other sites will pop up making Law Enforcement jobs harder to crack down on these cases. I hope it was worth the publicity.

Yours in Porn,
King

WTF? What have you been up to? (BOOBS)

Great question. I have been entirely busy with a number of things that are outside my devious little mind's universe. The world extends beyond naked people. (for those youngin's that would be nekid ppl). I have been busy in the "real" world doing things that this beautiful weather allows. Mulch is my friend now. I also have numerous ideas popping out of my head like crazy so that's always good.

I was actually going to take some time off. Do some traveling with the family..... but the Flyers intervened. Those bastards.

In my previous post I explained the importance of being "Happy", even while at the strip club. I like going to a strip club and drinking a beer, smoking a cigar and watching boobs/ championship sports. I do not care about the regular season. To me it's the same as the plot in a terrible porn movie. Who needs it?

While hanging out in the club a lovely dancer ( not using her name in case she would be mad, I do not want to use a fake name because that could be any stripper... ? What female name couldn't be a stripper's name?) sat down and began to chat. She was talking about something business related... getting this started, getting a site etc. and wanted some help. I could not stop looking at her breast.

I asked if she was pierced and she said no. This girl had a nipple ring that went around the nipple.I know a few things about the non piercing nipple market and asked to see it. She obliged and it was a silver heart AROUND her nipple. Beautiful!!

I told her that I had never seen that style of nipple ring before. I was just familiar with the Janet Jackson nipple shield type thing or the little pearl ones. I told her she should get more because they looked GREAT! I also mentioned I knew of a place should could get some good stuff..... Nipplecharms.com of course.

"PPshhaw" she replied. "You WERE the one who told me about them."

I do not get the "ppshhaw" that often, but I can not remember everything I say especially when there are boobs involved.

"If you used my code ( KOV610 ) you could have saved 10% Psshaw" I replied

"Yeah I did." She said. ( now I feel like an asshole because I am totally not on top of my game. That is where I like to remain..)

That's what I have been doing.... trying to do nothing and it doesn't work..... I like the resting idea, but can't seem to get it done CORRECTLY. Geez, so yeah. I hate misunderstandings and I know I owe a lot of people lots of things.... So I will get on it now. It will be done.....

So I will mention this so I remember I mentioned it..... Nipplecharms.com great boob jewelry... use code KOV610 to get 10% off ...

Yours in porn,
King

I am happy for the Flyers

I really enjoy an excuse to be happy in my hometown. Everybody is so nice when the sports teams win. I like it too. The strip club is jumping and the girls are not the biggest draw. Sorry girls I can see the look of disappointment in your faces. It's life. There are very few things that will divert faces from nipples, but playoffs will.

Now there are at least four more hockey games people around here will care about. Why am I talking about this stuff on my blog? Most likely because I like the Happy spirit and what it will do for your blogs and sites ETC. Think about that.

BE HAPPY!

Yours In Happiness,
King

Glass Butt Plug Review By Lacy

Crystal Delights Mint Green Glass Anal Plug From VirtuallyAbout.com


This little luxury toy arrived in a sweet box stuffed with fabulous tissue paper and a few extra goodies. A black case sat at the bottom. The case was a protective pouch and inside was a handcrafted anal plug. Crystal Clear, tapered head and a wide base with a green jewel stuck in the bottom. I mean this is is beautiful. It could fit in the decor of any neat house, but you might want to hide it unless you have really open company over.


I have been intrigued by glass toys because of their look, but wondered if the Glass sex toys were just too hard. When I think of Glass I do not think of this material. It's solid. Really smooth and feels like silk. It is something hand crafted for pleasure. Which I just can not romanticize enough. Artisans crafting the glass sex toys. It makes me smile.

I am not one to use anal toys solo. I agonized over this for a few days. I wasn't sure how I would test this toy out, because I want to be as scientific as possible. I can be too data intense sometimes and that doesn't help with the flow of intimacy. I would only use an anal sex toy like this when intimacy was at it's best. I had to get some help. Which I did.

I tried this toy out while I was getting cunnilingus. The free anal lube that came with this toy came in handy. My partner lubed me up and waited for the benzocaine to do it's thing. Love that stuff; for better anal it's a must! The toy slipped in and felt as smooth as it looked. I was impressed. It is a great Anal plug size. It's not too big and allows you to enjoy the other activities around you, like cunnilingus :P

Glass has moved into another fun category of sex toys I will keep for fun. I am surprised I never used one before. Glass is also very clean, and can be heated or chilled to create different experiences. This is a great toy.

The dimensions of this High End Anal plug are:
1 1/2" at it's max width
5" tall
1/2" stem

Available From VirtuallyAdult.com



Lacy can be reached @netfux on twitter or email.

Cam Girls Ned help?

I was asked this question:

"How can I get more people to watch my cam shows?"

I love all of the cam girls. They work hard and DESERVE everyone's $$. I do not think I have met a cam girl I didn't like. Seriously.

The answer I give is the same. Use what you have. Cam girls who have some followers should pay attention to those followers and the wants and desires.

1) BE A GOOD LISTENER. These guys will tell you what you need to do to keep them entertained. It's easier to keep an existing customer than it is to get a new one. Ask them what they would like and give it to them.

2) In order to attract new people to your cam site... advertise (free of course). Show yourself on yfrog or any other pic sharing site. Please remember to water mark your pic so people will know how to find you when they want more. Twitter has #boobs of the week, #thong thursday and others. Hit me up @kingofvagina if you need help.

3) Get some new accessories like jewelry (see review here), intimate apparel, or interesting toys
(Great sites BDSM and innovative). Take pictures of these and post to your twitter etc.

4) Be available. Stick to your schedule! Remember you are working this for fun and $$

Good Luck,
Yours in Porn,
King Of Vagina

Happy Adult Affiliate Memories

I have been an Adult Affiliate for many years now. I can not seem to kick that habit. Starting as an Adult Affiliate was rough, horribly rough. I came through that to be able to make quite a nice amount of money. There were many times I counted my inability to sell massive amounts of sex toys as a personal issue. Lying awake at night thinking... why oh why won't this dildo sell?

Jumping from program to program with the hopes of seeing more money. The only result I was getting from jumping ship was headaches. Missed checks, inaccurate earnings and affiliate managers that were terrible. Putting work in effort into a fly by night is worthless. Remember you are a sales person and the basis of any sale is trust. If the company sucks it does not matter if they offer you 5-10% more per sale. The company will be done before you can blink an eye.

I had offers and calls from companies that offered the moon and sky over the past few years. ONLY ONE survives today.. (Hi Doug! after 7 years there is your plug!)... he's smart he wanted me to work exclusively with him. I can't do that. I honestly do not have the Attn: span.

Before I forget:

TRUST = sales. Try to only use adult affiliates with companies you trust.

Customer Service = Make sure you know their customer service policy so you are not sending orders to some guy who lives in his Mom's basement selling sex toys. (Hey Doug plug #2)

Knowledge = Talk about the product from your own experience. Do not re -write the description that is on the sales pitch page. Seriously. Hint: Talk about the way it smells.

I mostly use Adam&Eve, Amazon, Ebay and Adult Friend Finder . I love the concept of Ebay and Amazon...Power to the people!

Adam&Eve was one of the first stores I ever ordered from and I have great memories of myself and the Queen reading their catalogue ( For the benefit of those 19 - 20 year olds-- Cat a log Paper produced with images that was sent in the mail so people could shop for sex toys.)

There is something lost when everything goes digital. I loved when there was a circled item in the pages... or a folded page.... Great memories.
Adam&Eve's prices are not always the lowest, but NOBODY beats their customer service at their size.

Adult Friend Finder is another one that I have used personally. I know, I know this month something is better and next month something else will be the best. I have used Adult Friend Finder it's a program I have used and liked.

If you are an Adult Affiliate and want some help, conversation, or that motivation everyone needs shout out to me @kingofvagina on twitter. If you sign up for the Adam&Eve I will have a vested interest in you. F*&KING VESTED. You really can't get better than VESTED. I will get some 1" buttons made up that say F*&KING VESTED.

If you sign up for the Adam&EVE affiliate program here and let me know on Twitter I will send you a 1" button that say F*&KING VESTED.

It's FREE to Sign up and we will take over the small part of the world!!!

Yours in Porn,

KingOfVagina